You’ve probably heard by now that Amazon has acquired Whole Foods in a $13.7 billion deal … or, if you ask Twitter, the amount a typical customer spends on a trip to Whole Foods.
Yes, pretty much everyone made that same joke.
Amazon buys Whole Foods for 13.7 billion, roughly equivalent to 11 shopping bags of their organic berries.
— Warren Leight (@warrenleightTV) June 16, 2017
WHO AMONG US can leave a Whole Foods without spending $13.7 billion.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) June 16, 2017